This hot men/ Me worship his biceps.
Este papacito/ Yo tocándole sus músculos.
This is still the funniest thing to come out of Bugsnax
(via c0smoggy)
i’m gonna go out on a limb and call that a complete lie
which limb?
penis
penis isn’t a limb you idiot it’s an external sex organ
my bad professor cock didn’t realize i had an expert over here 🙄
(via slick-nico)